jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

sometimes i wish i had that friend i could text and say “whats up?” to. i literally don’t have that. and it actually feels weirdly lonely.

sarnuel:

*i enter hollister*

*i exit hollister*

okay so for some reason i’ve been really self conscious lately about my body to the point where i’m dreading and not even going to summer parties/pool parties because i feel horrible about the way i look. i need to lose weight but i legitimately don’t know how. help.

How to Kiss

scanned from Life Magazine circa 1942 :: via x-ray_delta_one

Sherlylock: I’ll never understand why people like to talk to so many others... 

sherlylock:

I’ll never understand why people like to talk to so many others

like
idk I just find it a hassle to associate with so many other people? and to have a bunch of friends that you aren’t even that close to? it just bothers me that people are so open to talking and investing their time in a bunch of…

perpetualyesterday:

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

This was my high school. It was the fucking best senior prank ever.

• first base: being in the same room
• second base: breathing the same air
• third base: eye contact

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GO. 

•  A - If I'm in love.
•  B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
•  C - How long it's been since I've kissed someone
•  D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
•  E - How many holes I have in my ears.
•  F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
•  G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
•  H - The last person I hugged.
•  I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
•  J - How old I am.
•  K- What my full name is.
•  L - If I have siblings.
•  M - If I forgive betrayal.
•  N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
•  O - If I like my school.
•  P - What kind of music I like.
•  Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
•  R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
•  S - 2 habits.
•  T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
•  U - How many texts I send daily.
•  V - 3 big dreams.
•  W - An idol.
•  X - If I've done something I regret very much.
•  Y - If I like my town and why.
•  Z - Ask any question you want.

• normal people watching a tv series: 1-2 episodes a night
• me: 1-2 seasons a night